Hooray for pants!  Not really, but…Ok. I just realized I can’t pull off wearing shorts as well as I used to.  Well, at all.  It makes me look like a dangerously overfilled water balloon walking around on two straws.  I’m not even remotely suggesting I won’t wear them ever again, but I get it now.  I look fucking ridiculous.  I’ll check after I’ve trimmed down[1][2] but I think I might have just hit the point in my life where I’m too old to wear shorts.  Dammit!  This sucks.  Today was going good too…

[1]: Major dietary changes have, are and will be going on. More information on that at some later date.

[2]: I really need to learn how to do footnotes in tumblr.